Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Poop.

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woman's rights

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Joke

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Knock knock

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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