Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Some people like melon and others like soup.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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