- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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