Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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