- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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