- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

women's rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Justin with a hat.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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