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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Shut up

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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