- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman rights.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

retard

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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