- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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