- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A women walks into a kitchen.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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