"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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