A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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do you have a wife?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Walnut

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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