- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

destiny

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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