- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

destiny

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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