- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

So FDR walks into a bar.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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