What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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