- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling