How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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womens rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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get in the car.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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