What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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