Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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