- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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