Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

I shot a bitch.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A guy was beet by his wife.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

PSN IS UP

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Anti Joke

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