- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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