What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Horse with a chair on his head.

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