- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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