- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

U mad?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

White men's rights

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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