who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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