- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

homosexuals are gay

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Dance is a sport

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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