- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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