- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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