- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Replacement Referees

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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