What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Replacement Referees

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

* anti-punchline

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Woman rights.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Republicans

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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