- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Woman rights.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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