2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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