masturbating on a tarc bus

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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