You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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