What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Black people stink of shite!

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Anti Joke

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