Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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