Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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heat!

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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I love alchohol!

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A man buys a prius

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Anti Joke

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