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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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My mom

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