A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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