What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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8--------------------- penis

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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