- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

its funny cuz i laughed!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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