- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Your mom.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It says so on your cap.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

woman's rights

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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