a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Walnut

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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