- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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