- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

what's white and sticky semen

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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