Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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