- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A chicken walks into a barn.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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