- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

belly button

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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