- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock come in

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

sorry got to poo

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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