look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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