- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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