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You know what's cool? Yep.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call two dog? dogs

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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