why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Jewwy Jewstein

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Ian's mind Elevator music

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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