Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is the difference?

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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