- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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