Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is the difference?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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obama

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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