A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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V I T A M I N C !

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what's white and sticky semen

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Anti Joke

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