Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

ecks! why zee?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

i love to lick...

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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