Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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feminists.

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