Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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tommy is retared

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I work at jcpenny

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Julian Ha.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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