- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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